Monday, April 27, 2009

CDC - Influenza (Flu) | Key Facts about Swine Influenza (Swine Flu): "What are the symptoms of swine flu in humans?
The symptoms of swine flu in people are expected to be similar to the symptoms of regular human seasonal influenza and include fever, lethargy, lack of appetite and coughing. Some people with swine flu also have reported runny nose, sore throat, nausea, vomiting and diarrhea."

Monday, April 20, 2009

"The CIA officers used waterboarding at least 83 times in August 2002 against Abu Zubaydah, according to a 2005 Justice Department legal memorandum...The memo also says that the CIA used waterboarding 183 times in March 2003 against Khalid Shaikh Mohammed."
-- from a New York Times story

Those CIA guys must be some pretty bright bulbs. 183 times? Shouldn't they have figure out it wasn't working after say about the 20th time?

Saturday, April 18, 2009

FOX Sports on MSN - Golf - Bill Murray tee shot hits lady, sends her to hospital: "LUTZ, Fla. (AP) - Actor Bill Murray hooked a tee shot so badly during a Pro-Am event on Friday that the ball sailed across a street next to the hole and hit a woman in her front yard. She was knocked to the ground and had to go to the hospital."

This just struck me as funny for some reason. Maybe it's the vodka in my orange juice?

Saturday, April 11, 2009

Effing Hail

This is a fun browser game, use the air currents to keep hail stones up in the air and make them get bigger, then smash houses and such.

Effing Hail

Friday, April 10, 2009

Finally what I have known all along has been revealed to the unwashed masses,

Fox "News" - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia: "Fox News is one of the most respectable, news sources in America and the most accurate news station that ever existed, it is the absolute answer to the meaning of life and it is the most unbiased and greatest news agency ever to exist. It is said by most to be the modern equivalent to the Holy Bible and functions in much the same way. Its top notch staff includes Ann Coulter, Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly. It is believed that all news channels will eventually evolve into the exact opposite of conservative Fox News except Fox News itself. Fox is known for rigidly following their slogan of fair and balanced. Anyone who disagrees with Fox News is wrong."