Der Parson's rant

It's just one of those days.

This just in from CNN.com
Iran moves to execute porn stars - CNN.com:

"• People involved in adult films are 'corrupter of the world,' Iran's parliament says
• Producers, directors, cameramen and actors could face the death penalty
• Distributors and producers of pornographic Web sites could also face death
• The vote follows the leaking of a sex tape allegedly involving an Iranian actress"

Apparently the law is being made because of this Zahra Amir Ebrahimi, Iranian soap opera actress.

My question is, can Bush appoint Paris Hilton to be Iranian Ambassador? Maybe a few other porn stars. I would imagine the Iranians would surrender all hopes of nuclear bombs if we sent Ron Jeremy as a negotiator.