Der Parson's rant

"You're going to crash me into the water, and you're going to tell me all I get is an upgrade? It's not enough at all."

-- U.S. Airways crash survivor Antonio Sales, apparently unimpressed that while an act of God brought down his plane, U.S. Airway employees saved his life. The airline also sent $5,000 checks to each passenger for lost luggage and other expenses.

It looks like the running for Asshat of the year is off to a good start.